Democrats Already Lining Up Behind Candidate To Defeat Ryan Zinke In 2016

Joseph Sanders, better known as the infamous “Captain Hash”, is just an average Missoula County Democrat. That is all about to change as he looks poised to sweep his party’s nomination for the race to defeat Congressman Ryan Zinke in 2016.

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Mr. Hash, the clear front runner for the 2016 race, has all of the right qualifications that make him probably the most electable candidate the Democrats have put forward in several years.

With a prestigious educational background like Amanda Curtis, Democrats would be introducing a true intellectual into the race. He also has a long, illustrious military career like John Walsh, formerly serving in the United States Army.

While he’s not officially a farmer like Senator Jon Tester, we’re pretty sure he grows some plants.

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With the full spread of the usual credentials from Democratic candidates, I’m surprised Hilltop hasn’t recruited him already!

An accomplished singer/songwriter and self-employed poet since 2002, Mr. Hash is the embodiment of the “pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps” spirit that Democrats so often lack.

And he’s super patriotic, and has his own youtube channel where he sings odes to his beloved home state.

He’s an experienced and passionate public speaker, more than Amanda Curtis can say.

Already heavily involved with the fight for marijuana legalization, Hash has the connections and experience to go the distance once in DC.

 

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I don’t want to jump the gun, but I think it’s pretty safe to call the MT-AL race for Hash 2016!

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